Men. Love them.... French women particularly love them as well. They accept them for their flaws, their temptations, they take other women and use them as pawns to keep men in their place. So why do American women bash men so much?
I can't help but roll my eyes at the two dimwitted four-eyed rhubarbs in Starbucks this morning. In all honesty...... he didn't call because your as bland as a vegetable, and if your up and bitching about a man before 9:30 am....clearly something is wrong.. YOU!
Personally I can't let anyone much less a man i hardly know piss me off before lunch. Its just inconceivable. But then again, I see American women's standards now a days and I can't help but think to myself that they put themselves in this position. They leave themselves open to overgrown five year olds. Why any woman would take a beautiful, heartless egotistical man over a half decent, whole hearted gentleman is beyond me.
Listen to me ladies, if you haven't gotten the memo by now, in 15 years, your man will be looking ten times better then you will. REALLY. Marriage, a long time committed boyfriend, following him to the same school and devoting yourself to some cute tool at this point in your life will not guarantee you a husband. I don't care who you are, when you can't keep your shit in order he's out the door as he should be. Stop looking for looks, money, cars.... You can get lucky with all those things. You cannot get lucky with a gentleman. In fact if your boyfriend doesn't at least check in 3 times a day, open the car door, front door or any other door for you or pick up the tab almost every time....It won't change ever in fact WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WITH SUCH A TOOL!???
We women are the problem. We nag, bitch, moan and worse self sabotage. If its too good to be true lets find something wrong with it. Stop. Think. Mhm. Sincerely I hate the series Sex and The City. At first I liked it, and then I realized the only person who embodied what a woman should be like is Samantha. Carrie Bradshaws teeny tiny 12 year old outfits really didn't encompass women in new york, or anywhere around the world for that matter. She was insecure and had a hot body and chased after a man who repeatedly dumped her, all because she just wanted to self sabotage. She just HAD to have a key to his place, just HAD to have a tooth brush there just HAD to have her way.
Repeat after me
The longer i stay away, the easier it is to get my way.
Men are the 2 pound chihuahua we haven't come to realize. We don't realize we suffocate these creatures, we don't realize that these half time barbaric football crazed big titty loving zombies are easily intimidated by these things we call "feelings". Let them come around to it, let his friend warm him up to it. And STOP telling everyone your business about the guy your with.
Misery loves company, we women can't just say I'm happy you guys are working things out. No no no we have to remind you of all the stupid shit he did. The single ones want the other singles to stay that way and the ones that aren't want to vicariously live through the single ones, or just have someone to bitch out their issues that don't really exist and really aren't that big a deal.
Ladies we need to pursue a more Euro outlook on men. For the love of God and Adam and Eve stop bashing these animals. They just need affection...
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